how do i get abs without doing anything

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my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

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Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying

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a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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Don’t you get it? I chose you, over anyone else. I always fucking choose you. (via latelycravingmore)

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